It seems to be quite a tradition on homepages around the net to have a page or three in which the authors and aspiring web gurus get to go gaga over themselves. Some like to hide this bit of narcissism by commenting continuously on how average they are, like false modesty is cool or something. Others wear their homepage like a codpiece, as if to say "I'm so damn awesome, I fill your whole damn monitor!" Then there are those who will tell you their entire life story; depending on the proclivities of the author, this will either A) bore you silly, B) include more raunchy private information than you can find in the average skin mag, or C) bear a striking resemblance to a resume.
Well heck, who am I to break with tradition?